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floating mario
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Cocaine -- the thinking man's Asprin.
Couldn't myself have better it said.
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
There's an exception to every rule, except this one.
Berge von unten, Kirchen von weitem und Kneipen von innen!
Es wird immer DIE und diewo geben!
E-MAIL lässt den Wald stehn!
Scotty! Beam me up, there´s no intelligence on this planet!
I know I´m wrong - just testing out the others intelligence!
 - and always remember: Intel Inside - Idiot Outside - Amiga rules!
Intel outside
          Turn your 486 into a GameBoy: Type WIN at C:\>
          Intel Inside Wir haben das Problem eingekreist!!
fighting computers
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Do witches run spell checkers?
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
 ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
 
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